Firstly let it be known that surfing the web for adult movies is not my favourite pasttime however I was made aware of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/UD0YQoAqmrU
I'm getting a white box, I have Flash 10 and tried using I.E. and Firefox.
Edit: Nevermind, I dug into the code and entered the URL, it's been removed.
Quote from: ral on Thu, 6 May 2010, 19:17
Firstly let it be known that surfing the web for adult movies is not my favourite pasttime
Yeah, like we all really believe you, ral. :-X
Quote from: The Dark Knight on Fri, 7 May 2010, 05:07
Quote from: ral on Thu, 6 May 2010, 19:17
Firstly let it be known that surfing the web for adult movies is not my favourite pasttime
Yeah, like we all really believe you, ral. :-X
for reals. :-X
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/05/batman-xxx-porn-parody/
:o
Finally, a movie where bat nipples will actually have a reason for being there.
Quote from: The Joker on Fri, 7 May 2010, 14:48
:o
Finally, a movie where bat nipples will actually have a reason for being there.
lol
Well curiosity got the best of me and I had to check it out: Lexi Belle who portrays Batgirl here was born in 1987. Two years before the big one hit. Damn. Two things: I am old and still a pervert. Please citizens, go about your business.
And if you don't feel like it, you can always read this:
"Trailer For Vivid's 'Batman Xxx: A Porn Parody" Gets 150,000 Views In The First 24 Hours"
http://www.officialwire.com/main.php?action=posted_news&rid=141421 (http://www.officialwire.com/main.php?action=posted_news&rid=141421)
Frankly, the movie looks weak.
I don't think plot or acting performance will be the focus of the production
Is this an adult movie spoof or a spoof of adult movies? In my opinion, this question makes all the difference since I'm not a fan of porn but might be willing to enjoy a comedy film that spoofs adult movies.
Quote from: ral on Sat, 8 May 2010, 14:06
I don't think plot or acting performance will be the focus of the production
;D
Right, so I have to see this to be able to say that I've seen all Batman films, and thats the whole reason ::)
Quote from: Seantastic on Sun, 9 May 2010, 19:52
Right, so I have to see this to be able to say that I've seen all Batman films, and thats the whole reason ::)
Hmmm. I think I can live without seeing this one.
Quote from: Seantastic on Sun, 9 May 2010, 19:52
Right, so I have to see this to be able to say that I've seen all Batman films, and thats the whole reason ::)
Does that mean you've seen the adult classics (yes, I use that term loosely), Batman in Robin, Buttman, Buttman Returns, Buttman Forever, Buttman and Throbin, and Buttman and Throbin meet The Poker?
Oh dear, this has started something.
QuoteVivid Entertainment has announced the creation of Vivid-Superhero, a new label that will deliver porn parodies of the likes of Superman, Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor and the Incredible Hulk reports Official Wire.
The move comes hot on the heels of "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody", a spoof of the 1960's TV show incarnation of the comic character mixed with a regular heterosexual porn feature. The non-explicit trailer for the production released the other week pulled in over 150,000 views in the first 24 hours and has scored a lot of mainstream attention.
A lot of the interest is not just the characters themselves (or the porn for that matter), but the seeming effort put into being faithful to the material. Bleeding Cool reports that the original "Batman" TV show?s costume designers were apparently involved in re-creating outfits for the film which gets released May 24th.
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/17152/vivid-launches-superhero-porn-spoof-label
Quote from: Tarzan1941 on Mon, 10 May 2010, 01:00
Quote from: Seantastic on Sun, 9 May 2010, 19:52
Right, so I have to see this to be able to say that I've seen all Batman films, and thats the whole reason ::)
Does that mean you've seen the adult classics (yes, I use that term loosely), Batman in Robin, Buttman, Buttman Returns, Buttman Forever, Buttman and Throbin, and Buttman and Throbin meet The Poker?
If those are real, I kinda want to be sick, and if they aren't, kudios for the names, lol
Quote from: Seantastic on Thu, 13 May 2010, 10:14
Quote from: Tarzan1941 on Mon, 10 May 2010, 01:00
Quote from: Seantastic on Sun, 9 May 2010, 19:52
Right, so I have to see this to be able to say that I've seen all Batman films, and thats the whole reason ::)
Does that mean you've seen the adult classics (yes, I use that term loosely), Batman in Robin, Buttman, Buttman Returns, Buttman Forever, Buttman and Throbin, and Buttman and Throbin meet The Poker?
If those are real, I kinda want to be sick, and if they aren't, kudios for the names, lol
As a former video store employee I can say with certainty that Buttman and Throbin is indeed real. I have heard of Batman In Robin, but never saw the cover box. As for the others, they too are real, as I got that information off a funny names for porno movies list. Curiosity never over took me enough to take Buttman and Throbin home and give it a viewing. THANK GOD!
I'm betting Marvel and DC are not too happy about this. But since it's a parody, there's not much they can do about it.
They do have a joint trademark on the word "superhero" but (aside from one lawsuit against an independent comic book) I can't think of a time they've ever publicly enforced it.
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Why on Earth did you type out a post and quote it in another straight after?
Quote from: The Dark Knight on Mon, 24 May 2010, 02:31
Why on Earth did you type out a post and quote it in another straight after?
Sorry, I guess I can't see correctly tonight.
I guess that trailer made me blind.
And I always thought that was a myth...
Quote from: phantom stranger on Mon, 24 May 2010, 02:39
Sorry, I guess I can't see correctly tonight.
I guess that trailer made me blind.
And I always thought that was a myth...
Ha! Brilliant reply.
Saw it. I'm male. I look at porn. I make no apologies.
The DVD has a cut on the disc, that allows you to view the program without the sex scenes. Funny enough, it actually works as a bouquet to the 60s program.
The problem I had with the film, though, is that the VIVID line of movies usually have those horribly staged love-making scenes that go on for way too long, and usually involve people hissing each other and spitting on each other. It just didn't quite work.
Though it was nice seeing Tori Black as a Newmar inspired Catwoman. :) I would love to see a spin-off.
Over all: if you liked the 60s Batman, you'll probably chuckle at the 'sanitized' cut. If you're into porn--it's not everything one could hope for.
Quote from: greggbray on Sat, 31 Jul 2010, 14:39
The DVD has a cut on the disc, that allows you to view the program without the sex scenes.
Wasn't that what the trailer was? :)
Quote from: greggbray on Sat, 31 Jul 2010, 14:39
Saw it. I'm male. I look at porn. I make no apologies.
The DVD has a cut on the disc, that allows you to view the program without the sex scenes. Funny enough, it actually works as a bouquet to the 60s program.
I guess I'm one of those few guys who are not into porn, so it's a pity the filmmakers didn't release a separate version of the disc
without the sex etc.
I can't see why anyone who has gone to the trouble of buying a porn film would want to watch a santised version, and why anyone else, like myself would want to buy and own a porn dvd if they weren't interested in porn to begin with just so they could watch the porn-free scenes.
Very well said, johnnygobbs, BTW you're not the only guy NOT interested in porn.
It cheapens sex and male-female relationships in general.
Porn preference aside, I think it is hilarious that after 40 years - 50% of film based on or of the 60's show (that is legally released) is porn!
Quote from: Paul (ral) on Sat, 31 Jul 2010, 20:23
Porn preference aside, I think it is hilarious that after 40 years - 50% of film based on or of the 60's show (that is legally released) is porn!
Speaking of which, has anyone see Return to the Batcave?
Wasn't that the TV movie that was a psuedo-biography of the show? I saw it but only barely remember it. the only thing that stood out was the Elfman-esque treatment of the Hefti Bat theme when the real West and the real (very pudgy) Ward fought some goons.
Quote from: johnnygobbs on Sat, 31 Jul 2010, 16:15
I guess I'm one of those few guys who are not into porn
Can't say I watch a great deal of it, to be honest.
I haven't got the time with my Arkham Asylum revolving door policy going.
I'm a man of action, so whenever possible, I prefer to er...do, rather than spectate.
Return to the Batcave
I caught this film about a year ago on TV, late at night (it was maybe 3 or 4 a.m.! A perfect hour for this kind of stuff). The flashback segments feel like a very idealized "biopic" of the series (e.g. they have someone with the looks of a Men's Health coverboy playing Adam West!), but they are enjoyable, and the hunt for the stolen Batmobile with Adam & Burt can be seen as a final reunion of the surviving members of the Bat-band. Behind the humor there's a sense of wistful melancholy, these were two aging actors that had their moment to relive the best days of their youth. Julie Newmarr, Lee Meriwether and Frank Gorshin also appear. You cannot dislike a movie like this, a must-have for everyone that respects the 60s show.
I Watch Porn.
Don't have anything to add, just figured since we're dropping that bomb with without much bcklash or judgement....yea.
Quote from: SilentEnigma on Thu, 5 Aug 2010, 10:10
Return to the Batcave
I caught this film about a year ago on TV, late at night (it was maybe 3 or 4 a.m.! A perfect hour for this kind of stuff). The flashback segments feel like a very idealized "biopic" of the series (e.g. they have someone with the looks of a Men's Health coverboy playing Adam West!), but they are enjoyable, and the hunt for the stolen Batmobile with Adam & Burt can be seen as a final reunion of the surviving members of the Bat-band. Behind the humor there's a sense of wistful melancholy, these were two aging actors that had their moment to relive the best days of their youth. Julie Newmarr, Lee Meriwether and Frank Gorshin also appear. You cannot dislike a movie like this, a must-have for everyone that respects the 60s show.
Ah, yes.
I remember picking up the DVD of this, along with the PS2 Batman Begins video game (in addition to one of those free movie ticket deals), the Tuesday morning before Batman Begins was released in the summer of 2005.
Good times!
Quote from: Gotham Knight on Fri, 13 Aug 2010, 23:51
since we're dropping that bomb with without much bcklash or judgement....yea.
i am judging you all :o ;D
Quote from: Paul (ral) on Thu, 6 May 2010, 19:17
Firstly let it be known that surfing the web for adult movies is not my favourite pasttime...
Of course not.
It's your second favorite.
[Prepares to be banned]